Grandma Marge

a person who isnt really that old but acts like an old lady. wears old lady perfume, has back pain. etc.

did you see grandma marge today?

no, i heard she had to get a root canal

by j l ghj,dnvm,vheukefndmesfuefs January 3, 2009

creamy grandma

When the excitement is so insane it makes you moister than grandma's pumpkin pie.

Here are your favorite cookies honey. Oh my God I am literally a creamy grandma right now. I'm boutta buss.

by Bastiian November 15, 2021

coastal grandma

A person, not necessarily a grandma who gives off both grandma and beach vibes. They love the beach and have or are planning to have a ocean themed bathroom

“Wow she’s very into the beach but she has an old sole” “yeah she’s definitely a coastal grandma”

by A genuis about coastal grandma June 14, 2022

Grandma's Carpet

A (usually flavored) joint made from blunt roaches.

"That taste funny what strain is that"

"Oh its just some Grandma's Carpet, it's a hybrid."

by Soup420 November 4, 2020

grandma toddler

When you do your hair so that it appears to be a mix between Honey Boo Boo and one of the Golden Girls.

When Megan looked in the mirror after curling her hair she exclaimed, "Oh shoot! I look like a Grandma Toddler!"

by Mimi2680 December 31, 2013

hip grandma

A grandma walking around outside a flea market in trendy clothes. For example...

Yeah dude, I saw a hip grandma the other day outside of the flea market. She was wearing a top with no shoulders, red lipstick, flip flops, and booty shorts.
Friend: Dude that's an old streetwalker.

by HipGranny13 May 24, 2018

making grandma

(verb) Masturbating.

My wife and I caught my uncle making grandma in the bushes at our wedding. He said he was planning a breathtaking gift but this wasn't what I had in mind!

by Philonoesis July 31, 2023