Fucktackle

an excited greeting gesture when (usually a girl) runs up to a friend (usually a guy), jumps on them and wraps herself around them smoothing them in kisses, hugs, love, ect.

I haven't seen Jacob in forever, when I see him I'm going to fucktackle him to the ground!!!

by MsVenom November 3, 2013

fucktina

Derivative of the internet slang term "fuckwit" to describe a stupid female of the human race.

Rebecca's comment on facebook was the dumbest thing I've ever read. What a Fucktina.

by SoulEther November 26, 2013

fucktuckey

Fucktuckey: Adj. Any rural, poorly populated, or especially undereducated location, often an undesirable place to visit or live.

"My sister moved to Tennessee last month."
"Who would want to live in some backward-ass Fucktuckey place like Tennessee?"

by NotAHickRedneckISwear February 14, 2014

fucktistic

FUCKING retarded plus spastic

Jesse did the same job over and over and over again but he did it wrong every time because he is fucktistic

by sebaconda April 6, 2014

Fucktion

When you are fucking and your dick gets stuck. May be painful.

Julie and Melvin were fucking and got into a sticky fucktion. Melvin was hurting for the next few days

by Shmagglenose January 26, 2015

Fucksicle

Comparable to a fuck boi yet slightly inferior due to their lack of sexual attractiveness (fuckability) and cold heart hence the use of "sicle" instead of the human quality "boi."

Don't pretend like he's a good guy when he's actually a fucksicle!
"I ain't gonna be sucking on that fucksicle on a hot day." Exclaimed laquisha adamantly

fuck boi frat daddy

by Lalala5000 May 9, 2016

Fuckstick

Similar to a fuck head but meaning a dumb person

Oh my god my brother is such a fuckstick(dumb ass)

by Khabshi66 July 28, 2016