flump

the sound that a turd makes as it is forcefully dislodged from the ass by a powerful fart

The explosive pressure in my gut was instantly released following the flump of a turd.

by captainlonghair April 18, 2005

Frumping

The act of smelling a females bike seat after frequent sweaty use.

Drew went frumping around the local park.

by Ted_Nugent August 21, 2009

frumpa

1. The act of flatulence while performing jumping jacks. 2. To pass gas while performing physically strenuous activity.

While jack was excercising, his frumpa radiated a foul stench throughout the room. Delicious!

by wordmasterdebator April 26, 2009

flumph

a round jellyfish like creature with tentacles. Often described as "Weird" by people.

Whoa, man, look at that jellyfish thingie! What is that? A flumph?

by MRDOD October 27, 2003

Peter Frampton

A sexual act that is given to a woman which consists of simultaneous analingus and digital-vaginal attention. Much like a Rusty Trombone, this is the gender polar-opposite.

Called the Peter Frampton because the woman's lover looks like he is playing a guitar that is coupled with a voice modulator. For extra style points, the lover may fondle the woman's breasts, resembling a guitarist's hand movements along the guitar's fret board.

Bro: Dude, I heard you gave her a Rusty Trombone.
Bro2: No, man, she's a woman. It's called a Peter Frampton.
Bro: SICK!

by The Steven 696969 August 19, 2009

frumper

Someone who smells other people's farts for pleasure.

After Rick farted, Jeff moved closer to get a good wiff of the odour. Then he took three more deep breathes through his nose and smiled.

by Jeff Shea November 25, 2003

flumpkins

A demonic cat.

A flumpkins attacked me while I was at Anderson's house.

by MashedPotatoes February 4, 2009