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freedom

A substitute for "French" in any context.
Ted freedom kissed Janie in the back of the room while the teacher was going over verb conjugations in third-period freedom class.

Bob: "Is that Jean-Francois kid Spanish?"
Joe: "No he's a dirty fucking freedom-man. Pardon my freedom."

Bob: "That was straight-up sick how you freedom inhaled that last bong hit."
Joe: "Hell yeah! Yo man I got the munchies...let's go to Denny's for some freedom fries and freedom toast with a side of freedom bread."

Bob: "I'll have some freedom."
Order-taker: "Freedom what?"
Bob: "Just plain freedom."
Order-taker: "OK, that'll be $1.05. We'll have that right out for you."
by Nick D November 18, 2005
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Freedom Fried

The state of US democracy after four more years of bush.
Civil liberties were freedom fried by the latest Ashcroft bill.
by jon January 18, 2004
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Bauman freekout

A fit characterized by violent arm flailing and an irrational sense of rage.
Little wanted to drive his brothers car and a Bauman Freekout insued.
by Ben Segal February 26, 2008
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Free to Play

When a game is, self explainatory, free to play. Generally F2P (abberiviation) games have a Free mode, and a Premium mode, which costs money but has benefits over Free mode. Games that do not have a Premium mode are supported by DLC (such as Team Fortress 2) and might have more benefits just for buying DLC.

F2P games with a premium mode generally create elitest groups from premium players which insult F2P gamers, thinking money buys them skill, and writing off F2P gamer comments as invalid. I've seen one instance of someone suggesting to make a game with a Free mode, Premium, and Pro mode, have Free mode removed and make the game pay to play. (game was Quake Live)

Free to Play can be the answer for those who want games for free and do not want to resort to pirating.
Paragraph 1 Example:

Gamer 1: Wanna play Team Fortress 2?

Gamer 2: Nah, I'm on a strict budget. No game buying for me. Unless I can pirate it.

Gamer 1: Nah, bro! TF2 is Free to Play! Just download it off of Steam and get on my server!

Gamer 2: I'd love to, but I don't have Steam.

Gamer 1: Remind me why we still hang out with each other?

Paragraph 2 Example1:

Playomatic: Hey, how do I get the minigun? I've been searching for it, but I can't unlock it.

PremiPro: lol u cant unlock it by playing u must buy it u cheap n00b lol

Example 2:

<Member> The_New_Guy: I'm new here, so I was wondering if there was any servers I could join?

<Pro> xXPrO_fTwXx: wtf is he tring to say? i dont spek f2p-n00b.

Example 3:

dAWinAr: hello, i was wondering if we could remove the f2p scum from our respectable community by requiring players to pay the monthly premium fee to play this game. that would remove the n00bs and make us pros the only ones.

Gamerator: yesh, thats wold let us winars have betr servrs and take away da f2p players who cant play

Respectable_John: This post was removed by the topic poster

<Moderator> The_Blade_of_Fury: Locked, we don't want to remove the Free mode, as that would drive away gamers.

Topic locked. You may not post here.
by UltraGamer902 August 31, 2012
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chocolate freedom

A dessert served in the White House. Also, the staff's code name for the president.
Zach Galifianakis asks the White House staff, "Is Chocolate Freedom your code name for the president?"
by Vanilla Kisses October 15, 2014
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freedom

adj.
largely meaningless trash word which is addended to other words so as to veil or distort their true meanings. Had previously great value; associated strongly with liberty, progress, and rationality in the past. Momentum of previous usage allows this word to be tossed around for the purpose of distracting or disarming listeners just before you try and pull a verbal fast one.
My freedom fries are too dry. Super-size me a freedom cola.
by luke! June 10, 2004
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feetofatch

a young boy's stuffed animal, doll, or "action figure".
I secretly can't sleep without my feetofatch at night
by jduddy September 5, 2007
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