Happy Flaps

A bikini burger, a vertical bacon sandwich

I tell you, she was so up for a porking her happy flaps were dripping with fanny batter, opened up like a wizard's sleeve revealing a gash as smooth and slick as an inside-out dolphin!

by Fanal Gourmand March 18, 2004

flaps

affectionate name given to a close friend, particularly used for storing said friend in your mobile phone book.

derived from the fact your heart flaps or flutters when you see you have a message from them.
may be preceded or followed by an X showing extra love or sexual desire

louisa: "whats your new number anny?"
anny: "306771"
louisa: "thanks poppet, ill save it as xxAnnyFlapsxx"
anny: "sweet"

by aflapsX August 17, 2011

meat flaps

when a females genitals are so flappy and used the insides sag out and hang from exhaustion

man i saw my mums meat flaps the other day, it looked dead

by Hakko December 11, 2003

Flaps Down

Down time or relaxing.

Person 1: My life is stressful.

Person 2: Well maybe you should just kick back, relax, and let your flaps down!

by john Smuggy January 11, 2010

cat flaps

its what holds a girls insides in,pussy lips meat curtans piss flaps bat ears

that bird i pulled last night had the biggest cat flaps i have ever seen.

by badgerroy June 28, 2008

frags

A slang word which is a shortened version of frag grenades or hand-grenades. Commonly used in First Person Computer shooting games.

"Bring your tanks...I got frags, I got frags."

by niceeeeeee January 7, 2007

Fapsturbation

Fiegned or mock masturbation in response to viewing something on the internet.

"Hey man, did you see the new preview for Wolverine that leaked out onto the net?"

"Yeah. I best fapsturbation material I've had in a while."

by DeadlyPancake October 9, 2008