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Forest fires

Fires don't just come from lightning, so the same is true of forest fires. They're as likely to come from industrial sources, or from humans, just like city fires.
Fire is as likely to come from arson as it is anywhere else, and it's a little suspect when someone tries to get somebody else to quickly rule out arson as even a possibility rather than as absolute, the way some writers write stories in the news about how the fire is thought to or does absolutely come from lightning, without offering any other realistic possibilities. Does telling people a fire came from lightning rather than arson or another source really make them feel safer when they can end up just as dead from a fire that started from lightning? Theres no good reason people shouldn't question or speculate about where forest fires came from, especially when it's all over the west coast, which is unusual most years.
by Solid Mantis September 11, 2020
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crystal forest

when you ejaculate on an girls bush and the cum dries
i made that girl have a crystal forest
by lefthanded May 1, 2016
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Forest Row

A village in East Sussex where rich yoga mums pretend they have no money wear flannel tops with handwoven sandals spend £100 on a basket of organic noodles while their teenagers are bunking the overpriced nature driven private school to experiment with mushrooms at the park
I’m drinking tree bark, so Forest Row
by Frowgirl June 14, 2020
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Bitch Forest

The name for a group of annoying sassy middle-aged women you see shopping at retail demanding to see the manager.
Joe: Damn, Walmart sucks.
Tim: Why dude?
Joe: There was a Bitch Forest there.
Tim: Damn.
by NoahPilled January 19, 2021
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cockspice forest

A grove of pyrus calleryana (Callery pear), which produce beautiful, dainty white flowers. Unfortunately, these trees emit trimethylamine and dimethylamine, suffusing the area with the distinct smell of human cum each spring.
The Moses Brown School campus is beautiful, but beware of visiting when the pyrus calleryana is in bloom; you may suddenly find yourself fighting back retches, lost in a cockspice forest.
by ThevRDM December 9, 2018
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stairs in the forest

Stairs that are 10 - 50 miles or more feet in a forest for no reason no foundation to seem like it belongs to another place
I saw the stairs in the forest about 50 feet in the forest
by The silent watcher September 26, 2020
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Forest Romp

A hike in the forest with the intention of getting stoned out of your mind.
Jon: Hey, want to go on a Forest Romp?
Karin: Hell yes!
by Lorca the Great April 27, 2010
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