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Fluid

why the fuck is fluid not in bh
by djiiyfdgkoig March 11, 2021
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Fluid farewell

The ultimate act of vengeance after being fired from a job. It involves taking a willing sexual partner to your former workplace for an after hours visit. The aim is to fuck on, and spread bodily fluids over, as many surfaces and objects as possible, particularly those of your boss and most hated colleagues.
Helen: ‘I heard you got canned from your job? You must be furious.’
Rachel: ‘Look, I was at first, but then Liam helped me give those cunts a top notch fluid farewell. Now when I’m feeling betrayed I just think of how I worked Jessica’s phone handset into my snatch and I instantly feel much better. I mean, she holds that thing up to her face!’
by likesecco March 30, 2020
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Religion Fluid

A fluid definition of religion sees religion as a spectrum of beliefs and practices related to meaning, transcendence, or the sacred, which can shift depending on personal, social, or historical circumstances.
"Identifying as religion fluid, she draws from multiple faith traditions and doesn't commit to a single religious identity."
by cheddahchi3f June 5, 2025
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Fluid goose

Person 1: let’s have fluid goose person 2: yess I haven’t got jerked off by feet in werks
by Poopystain65 December 4, 2020
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gender fluid

One of various expensive, hard-to-source automotive fluids required (and serviced at periodic intervals per the manufacturer's warranty) to keep your vehicle's continuously-variable transmission (or "tranny") transitioning smoothly from male to female or vice-versa. Usually sold alongside the Unobtainium and other specialist wares in advanced automotive gender identity clinics.
Gender fluid will typically transition from a healthy pink hue to a light blue, depending upon your vehicle's preferred. pronouns. If you are unsure which to use, it's best to consult an automotive gender identity clinic (or "tranny shop") and fall back to singular they/them unless the instructions packaged with your vehicle request a specific pronoun.

Manual "stick-shift" vehicles will most often identify with he/him pronouns, and automatic "slush box" vehicles with she/her, but it's best to never assume unless you've had your motorcar's gender fluid analysed by a skilled endocrinologist.
by bitchuck August 5, 2024
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racist-fluid

When you attack and vilify people based on race, but whether or not it's racist depends on the race being targeted. And whether you "identify" as racist.

Origin: Eretz Nehederet sketch, "Welcome to Columbia Untisemity"
"I major in queer post-colonial astrology. Ew! Jews make the world dirty. And no, I'm not antisemitic, I'm racist-fluid."
by TSCX November 21, 2023
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Fluid gel

Food sauce substance with the consistency off jizz
That Fluid Gel seems a bit stringy
by Simmomoto April 26, 2017
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