Floof

The person right below your bff that you use for homework answers but is also a friend.

Sorry Morgan, Alison is my bff, but you're just below her, you're my floof!

by The Fag Slayer696969 March 26, 2020

Floofer

A man or a woman that is ultra New-ager. Like coaches, self proclaimed gurus/ teachers of "Spiritual" subjects. They usually call themselves magicians, mystics or gurus.

This guy is such a floofer trying to teach ancient Egyptian mysteries.

by MazziD July 21, 2022

floof

(v)to make oneself pretty, to dress up (ie to use materials such as make-up, nail polish, hair spray etc.); usually with in reference to a group of friends (female, although on rare occasions, males might also floof XD) in preparation for a dance or other social function
Other forms: ~y, ~ed, ~ing, pre-~

"I do not floof." (Translation: "I do not fuss around with silly girly items.")
She did not floof yesterday.

by yubee and pi February 17, 2006

flooky

to be beyond facebook creepy.

You're so flooky, you're looking at his aunt's new year's album and deciding if you like his family!

by facebook police November 28, 2010

Foofy

A versatile word. Describes sex, the act of sex, act of unleashing a load on the floor and putting your magic stick in it, a woman's reproductive organ or vagina, the feel of lemon meringue, fluffy puffy feathery fleecy or fuzzy, your skills in the bedroom, the acts of sexual inclusion from making out to full on sex, a way woman say they need to fart, the smell of a fart, too be snooty or fancy, perfection personified or something incredibly beautiful, being effeminate or having non-manly characteristics, being gay, acting gay, looking gay, a 3ft tall domesticated Gorilla that enjoys sitting on top of head.
Now my definition
A fluffy, lemon tasting, domesticated, gay, snooty gorilla who has mass amounts of varied sex in various sex positions and sticks his magic stick inside his load but noone cares because he is stunningly beautiful.

You are just so foofy dude.

You are the epitome of foofy.

Girl go get your foofy on!

by Trickershot December 30, 2010

floofing

Similar to fluffing or to fluff however to a severe degree

Tyler was floofing his beard till the loss and eventual expiration of a poodle.

by tyaughter February 8, 2010

Floofer

A servant of Gemina, Queen of the Land of Floof. All praise be to Gemina!

That's Sam, she's a fellow floofer.

by FlooferSnail December 27, 2016