Flabbergastical

Adj:Something so unfathomably incomprehensible you don't know what happened.

" Bro what did he just say?"
*Nah that's flabbergastical"

by FruitsWithBones July 10, 2022

Flabbering

Flabbering: The action of thrashing madly about whilst letting any loose bits of skin (e.g. foreskin, cheeks, thighs) flap independently.

Jones was Flabbering on the deck of the ship.

by FuckMeInTheAssLikeAPhoque July 18, 2022

flabbergasted

When a guy named joey says cockwobble

Im so flabbergasted
OMG ME TOO

by anonymous August 16, 2022

Flabbergasted

When something causes a huge shock or surprise, the reaction you give is "flabbergasted"

When Nimisa found out that her grandmother forgot her, the only word to describe her at that moment is flabbergasted

by art3mis999 November 17, 2022

flabbergoated

When you’re absolutely flabbergasted, but can’t get goats off of your mind

“No! I had no clue she was my sister, I’m absolutely flabbergoated…. I mean flabbergasted” *thinks about mountain goats*

by TaylorSwiftISGay November 26, 2022

Flabbergassed

Extremely shocked

Mary was flabbergassed when max dropped his towel.

by Janette10010 November 28, 2022

Flabbergasterbate

When one is surprised by an event, to the extent of spontaneous ejaculation.

Aw my man Craig flabbergasterbated when he found out about his mom and Jared.

by yee-yee haircut September 7, 2022