fartsniffing

the act of sniffing assgas out a someones brown star with ya nose.

I never inhaled while doin fartsniffing except for if its a good one which smelles nice

by kukel June 5, 2003

Fartsandwich

When you flatulate into the palm of you're hand, close it and proceed to cover a loved one's mouth with your fart hand. Thus, asserting the fart smell onto their lips and ultimately, into their mouth.

Eugene: FARTSANDWICH!
Frederick: Oh man. not again! This one taste kind of good actually.

by Fagman Joe July 26, 2010

Corn Dog Farts

God awful smelling farts that normally follow after Corn Dog Breakfast.

After my late night and corn dog breakfast, i continued playing call of duty, trying not to gag from jon's baby killing corn dog farts.

by BigMikeTheBrave March 23, 2011

nigger farts

FARTS!! FARTS!!!

fuck nigger farts

by doge_eating_watermelon September 15, 2018

fartsex

When two or more farts have joined aromatic forces in a specific area transforming into one smell that cannot be tolerated by any of the creators.

In a supermarket I released a fart in an isle loaded with people and immediately left the scene. When I returned to observe my victims I noticed there must have been a counter-fart because the area did not smell familiar... it smelled like fartsex.

by InfernalDante April 11, 2009

FartStain

Name for someone who has skidded in their pants,
this can be adapted to many names, including the words, stain, skid, mark, fart, brown.

"Hey did you know that Ben skidded in his pants?"
"Hahaha GO ON FartStain"

by Dan.Smith December 21, 2007

arctic farts

farts brought on by eating whale blubber in the dead of winter; you cannot escape them by going outdoors because its too cold

His arctic farts cleared the side of the igloo.

by Beelzemuff June 22, 2015