Feather Head

Racist term for native americans

That dirty feather head is drunk again!

by crazyfock November 5, 2003

Having Your Bumps Felt

Source - medieval times, where healers would feel lumps bumps on scull, trying to diagnose the illness

The ones with the largest bumps and lumps were likely delirious and didn't make much sense.

So, the term having your bumps felt is usually a retort to a statement or remark from a person, or a situation where the issue is quite bizarre, or unbelievable or stupid.

Can't believe he stuck his hand in that stuff..."He needs his bumps felt"

I would have put blocks under that truck ..."when he gets out of hospital, he should consider having his bumps felt"

You "Having Your Bumps Felt Today" ....that was crazy !!

by 007professor007 April 1, 2010

felching straw

This is the straw used to retrieve said semen from said anus. Please see felch to understand the act of felcing. Straws come in titanium or plastic.

I think I lost my felching straw in the couch. Can I borrow yours?

by dmp April 1, 2003

feltcher

You have anal sex with a female (or male if that's your preference) then she (or he) farts the cum back out into your mouth. Upon doing so you drink it all.

Dude last night I gave Steve's mom a feltcher

by Marky Mark January 13, 2003

felch hound

An individual who possesses a greater-than-average ability to discover instances of felching activity.

With her magnifying glass and long trench coat, gertrude was well known in the area to be a successful felch hound.

by BIG red87 February 1, 2006

Feathering

Sparing someone's feelings with white lies

She was upset I was better at my job so I was feathering my response

by Hydra187 November 19, 2017

Fisting Felcher

The oral retrival of ones watch, bracelet, sweatband, class ring, wedding ring, legwarmer, or anything else worn on an appendage, from another persons rectum immediately following fisting.

After the fisting was done, Ryan had to pull a fisting felcher to remove his hair tie from Kody's ass.

by Brett Casey November 21, 2003