Jim: you wanna feed the ducks?
Bob: no, brah, I don’t swing that way.
Jim: ok, you wanna feed the snake?
Bob: no, brah, I don’t swing that way.
Jim: ok, you wanna feed the snake?
by barffbag June 14, 2018
Get the Feed the Ducksmug. When your dating a girl and she wants to have kids and get married, you get her whatever it takes to buy more time.
My girlfriend is talking about having kids, so I bought her a dog to feed the meter.
*Friend 1:* My girlfriend is turning 33 tomorrow.
*Friend 2:* Gotta feed the meter bro!
*Friend 1:* My girlfriend is turning 33 tomorrow.
*Friend 2:* Gotta feed the meter bro!
by GKG1214 February 3, 2020
Get the Feed the Metermug. Your (or someone else's) twitter.com feed of what is typically completely useless shit.
Shortening of twitter also serves as a mild mockery of the service's users.
Shortening of twitter also serves as a mild mockery of the service's users.
by kidra July 9, 2012
Get the twit-feedmug. Means never answering the phone when your girlfriend calls because your buddys may hear something dirty or you getting a asschewing for not answering. To the point its a joke on urban dictionary.
Man i wish my man would answer when i need him...i feel like hes doing it on purpose or hes dur-feed me
by Squirrel86 October 11, 2021
Get the Dur-feedmug. by CreamyBic October 27, 2012
Get the Feed the Centipedemug. Eye candy but specifically on your social feed; A picture so sweet, those who follow your feed will be delighted.
This sunset picture... feed candy.
Photos of my niece are the most liked on my Instagram, she’s feed candy.
Photos of my niece are the most liked on my Instagram, she’s feed candy.
by LMM121 September 29, 2017
Get the Feed Candymug. 