Sara Falcon

You know someone whos identify is solely defined by the flaws they have to justify their actions. So do I.

My dyslexia, insomnia, chronic depression, chronic proctrination, OCD, body disphoria, fatigue, pessimistic, social anxiety, physical crippled, delusion of grandeur and blaming people on my failures is why I am such a Sara Falcon.

by asfvgfhjkl;' March 11, 2020

Flew the Falcon

The four humpsman of the fuckopolipse.
Hand job, vag, anal and oral.
Han, Leia, Lando and a chewie

I almost flew the falcon with Gladys last night, but I popped off in less than 12 parsecs.

by Pork Almighty March 25, 2021

Falcon Paunch

The excessively protruding belly of an extremely obese person.

See the falcon paunch on that lady in the mart cart?

by Holology August 03, 2010

pulled a falcon

When a player leaves a multiplayer server in an online video game after something bad happens to them or their team.

C&C Renegade:

Hand of Nod destroyed
falcon030: omfg
falcon030 has left the game
bob: he pulled a falcon!

by WhitedragonBC July 10, 2006

the falcon punch

releasing an earth shattering punch into your significant others asshole during sex

"Dude you seen josh lately?"
"Nah, heard chris gave him the falcon punch during sex the other day, don't think he'll be walkin' for a while"

by twiggley December 06, 2016

Falcon punch

A uber-powerful punch that will smear anyone hit by it across the wall and is so powerful that it can bend space fabric time or whatever and to make it even better is occasionally covered or coated in awesomesauce.

Doing one melee in halo 3 and magically killing five people is about one ten trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion times infinity infierior to a single Falcon punch. And thats without awesomesauce....

by racerbob October 24, 2009

Falcon Kiss

When you tickle the inside of someones butthole with a stick that has feathers on the end.

Hey babe, want to falcon kiss

by Slothinz April 29, 2016