full moon tomahawk

When one sleeps with one's thumb up one's own butthole.

Bro i got such good sleep last night with that full moon tomahawk technique you recommended!

by TreeDogg June 14, 2017

Full Body Smegma

An unfortunately common skin condition possessed by friends or roommates who, despite all their efforts of cleaning (if any), always smell fucking horrible. Their bedsheets are worryingly discolored yellow as a result of their nasty, cheese covered skin constantly being in contact with it, which in turn creates a reluctance for you to touch them. Like a boisterous drunk, a person suffering from Full Body Smegma makes their presence instantly known, but rather than being obnoxiously rude and loud, they bring a stench so gut punching that if you tried to breathe through your mouth to avoid the stench, you'd probably throw up instead.

Guy 1: "Dude, my roommate always smells like ass, he's nasty."
Guy 2: "If his skin's kinda greasy he probably has Full Body Smegma."
Guy 1: "You mean he has dick cheese all over his body?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, pretty much."

by Sang-froid April 21, 2018

full jerk

100% Masturbating with the inability to focus on anything else but completion.

"I'm in full jerk right now, catch you later" - Boyd Tinsley

by ImJackinIt36 June 7, 2018

Full Uncle Ellis

To do the fullest of sends with utmost aggression

"Damn dude you went full Uncle Ellis on that traffic cone dude"

by Jax Snax June 6, 2019

Full Martini

A big night on the piss and/or drugs, well beyond you limitations. When you go so hard and as a result you are rendered useless, incoherent and a nuisance to those around you by the care that you require. It often ends in injury and almost always in serious embarrassment (often evidenced by photographic or video evidence).

Hannah: Hey Jorge, Josh bought a new Kia Cerato on the weekend and went out and celebrated!
Jorge: Did he celebrate hard?
Hannah: Yeah, too hard; he went Full Martini and ended up in the Alfred Hospital.
Jorge: That's no good.
Hannah: He even had a crack at the nurses. He really shouldn't go Full Martini ever again, it never ends well. At least I got some photos of him wrapped around the toilet bowl in his jocks so we can pick shit off him forever.

by Trolley Man October 29, 2019

full kok

A person in online gaming who displays subpar performance.

Originates from World of Warcraft where "kek" stands for "lol", which quickly got translated into keknoob which got transformed to koknoob, then shortened to kok. You never want to go full kok. Nowadays used in Counter-Strike.

Person 1: Man, your K/D is 0.2, why are u full kok?
Person 2: Yeah, what a koknoob.

by lolskilled November 4, 2020

Full Fauci

When the power of Dr. Fauci is unleashed on the populace

The covid vaccination program in the UK is going “ full Fauci “

by Cientifico December 13, 2020