Schrodinger's Flirt

Much like Schrodinger’s Joke, Schrodinger’s Flirt is a flirtatious gesture in which, if one or both parties are clearly joking, then neither should take it seriously, but if they are both serious then they should let fly.

Friend: “Hey dude, she was clearly flirting with you. Did you tap that?”
Other Friend: “Nah man, Schrodinger’s Flirt. Schrodinger's Flirt means it’s just a joke between us but if she ever was dead serious, I’d fuck her everyday of the week and twice on Sunday.”

by myballzitchpleaseandthankyou May 26, 2023

National flirt day

Today Is a day to flirt with your crush/gf/bf

Today is national flirt day flirt with the person you love and get touchy!

by Nobody.youknow May 3, 2022

ROAD FLIRTS

The steady stream of chicks who eyefuck you from cars in oncoming traffic, often while sitting next to their unaware boyfriends, especially when you're on your Harley.

As the car she was in got nearer I could clearly see her cutesy comehither smile they all can do when they know they are out of range. Road flirts are one of the joys of riding.

by Road god August 15, 2011

chub flirt

an overweight, usually elderly man out of his prime that will attempt to be cute or flirtatious.

The term "chub flirt" is a 250 lbs. +, u-turn hair line, wears a clip on tie with a short-sleeved dress shirt; thick bi-focal glasses and a thick 70's throw-back moustache.

"That man is such a chub flirt..."

by rosso the crimson September 22, 2008

Boneless flirting

Flirting with no intention of anything serious; Flirting for fun

- I don't even want her for real, I was just boneless flirting.
- Braeden wasn't serious he was just boneless flirting.
- Gurlll, I be boneless flirting all the time.

by Kai Lou March 11, 2024

bitchy flirt

Someone who is flirting but has a bitchy attitude. Being a bitch in a flirtatious manner. A girl who is hot and has a resting bitch face will usually be a bitchy flirt.

She was being a bitchy flirt with that guy.

by Liltigger April 22, 2018

flirt blumpkin

To flirt with a person through text while on the toilet

I'm on the toilet but tbh u r like super cute lol Flirt blumpkin
Flirting, blumpkin, poop, sexual, toilet, boy, girl, attractive, awkward, weird gross, disgusting ,penis, bonner, horney, flirt

by frankiefootlong November 17, 2015