Falcon Punch

What happens when you divide by zero.

Teacher: So Tommy how do you finished this problem?

Tommy: I subtract 10, then divide by zer-

Teacher: Oh no u dint
FALCONNN... PUNNNCH

*Tommy gets a Falcon Punch to the face...

by ihatelifemorethanyou December 18, 2009

fadical

used to describe something that may seem, seemed, or will seem radical but is only, was only, or will only be a fad.

Matt: I had a great idea! What if I created a pen that recorded what people say!

Josh: Seems a bit fadical to me.

by Derrick A. H. II April 30, 2006

Failicorn

somebody who fails so epically he becomes a mythical creature the so called failicorn.

Tommy: hey I tried to hook up with Tracy but she blew me off so bad, i almost cried.

Timmy: WHAT? you mean the one from the gasoline station that gigantic mech-warrior that inhales 5 pizzas a day?

Jimm: you're such a failicorn...

by Sepulverture June 15, 2009

failcorner

A place on Twitter where you go where you fail. (99.5% of Twitter belongs there ALL the time)

Twitter won't let guys results show up in failcorner so it belongs in the failcorner

by ErictheAzn August 5, 2009

FailCow

An error screen featuring a sad cartoon cow in Zynga's FarmVille on Facebook, informing you that FarmVille is down yet again.

Prima: Hey, can you harvest my blackberries for me? I'm gonna be late.

Secunda: Sorry, it's been FailCow all night.

Prima: for FUCK'S sake.

by Einstein9073 November 18, 2009

fagic fart

when all the m's in magic mart have been replaced with f's and you lose your mind

OMFJCGMF WE'RE GOING TO FAGIC FART

by ip0d<3 January 13, 2010

failcut

Failcut, noun.

When you try to break up with your significant other (or actually do) but continue to sleep with them afterwards; normally for lack of a new sexual partner.

Is that Ashley in your bed mate? Well that was a total failcut.

by H-doggy dog March 22, 2010