ass extension

n. A phrase used by the recipient of a phone call that he or she does not wish to speak with you at the moment. Somewhat akin to "talk to the hand".

"Hello? Oh, it's you again. Listen, my ass's extension is 3459. Let me put you on hold for a moment while I transfer you."

"I'm going to give you my direct ass extension, please call directly next time."

by SaveOurSkyline December 24, 2008

to extend your lebensraum

(even if the word lebensraum is offensive in the historical context of Nazi Germany, it is not in this case):

a phrase meaning: pick up your garbage/trash/shit after yourself and throw it away.

mother, entering her son's room (shouting): Daniel, how dare you keep all this trash on your table. I refuse to let you downstairs for dinner until and unless you are going to extend your lebensraum. got that? Now, kiss the Don's ring, or die.

by Sexydimma September 22, 2014

ESA (External Shit Annihilation)

When you take a shit and you, quite literally, annihilate the shit by beating the shit out of your shit.

Mike: You wanna go ESA together bro?
Jack: Yeah after we finish munging.
Mike: Hell Yeah! ESA (External Shit Annihilation) is the best!

by MaleVeronica July 25, 2018

Pinky Extender

A contraption attached to the pinky to extend the length of the pinky in order to acheive the male shocker.

I put on my pinky extender and was able to schwank and put a pinky in my stinky at the same time and with only one hand.

by Taiwerica December 30, 2008

the extendo

when one stretches his cock with this index finger and thumb and pulls the tip up as far as it can stretch without ripping off

“you guys wanna see a magic trick”?
“no gerry we don’t wanna see the extendo again”

by daddycoley March 19, 2019

Exeter

Actually, Andover is regarded as the best boarding high school in the country - not only academically, but it also boasts well rounded students, unlike Exeter, filled with Asians and their calculators. The ratio of kids that go to Andover instead of Exeter is 7:1, in other words, if 8 get into both, 7 go here. That is a statistical fact.

Andover is wondering what happened to the other 16 kids...
They never saw the light.

Bobby looked around at Exeter and thought he was in China, so he signed up to go to Andover.

by Andovaaaaa July 24, 2008

Exeter

A town which has the Phillips Exeter Academy, which is filled with snobby foreign rich kids. The actual town consists of a few rapists and about 10,000 people. Most of the teenagers there smoke weed or do some other drug. Often nicknamed Sexeter for everything that goes on there.

Dude maddie just made pot brownies again and stacey got some acid. LETS GO PARTY IN THE EXETER BANDSTAND!!!!!

by imma dino-duck January 2, 2011