Definitions by Taiwerica

Aracistotle 

A racist person who tries to rationalize their racism by using amateur philosophy and faulty logic

"Let me ask you something... Do you consider humans and Neanderthals to be the same species? What about humans and homo-erectus? Or better yet, what about Chimpanzees and Bonobos, are they the same species?"

You're like Aristotle's racist uncle, Aracistotle.

Aracistotle by Taiwerica February 4, 2017

One Night Manned 

When two straight guys meet at a bar and become best friends with each other for the whole night, but never talk to each other again after that.

I met this guy last night, we talked about 90's tv shows all night. I think it was a one night manned. Now I feel dirty inside.

One Night Manned by Taiwerica February 23, 2011

Chackies

A combination of chips, crackers, and cookies. A snack that only a stoned person would like.

I'm so high right now. I gotta eat some chackies.

Chackies by Taiwerica February 19, 2011

vix 

Vidz (videos) and pix (pictures) posted on one's blog.

Check out my vix on FB. You can see how cool I am.

vix by Taiwerica October 19, 2010

Octopustianity

The new religion to worship octopi who can predict soccer match winners with 100% accuracy.

I'm not happy with Christianity anymore, so I think I'll convert to Octopustianity. Jesus had nothing on Paul.

Octopustianity by Taiwerica July 12, 2010

Pinky Extender 

A contraption attached to the pinky to extend the length of the pinky in order to acheive the male shocker.

I put on my pinky extender and was able to schwank and put a pinky in my stinky at the same time and with only one hand.

Pinky Extender by Taiwerica December 30, 2008