near death experience

Masturbating while hung over, such that your headache makes you think you might have a stroke and/or you feel like you might be having a heart attack, yet you keep going.

"I had such a bad hangover headache I had a near death experience while rubbing one out. But once you get started, you have to keep going..."

by Mrjsmith March 2, 2009

3G experience

Get in, Get off, Get out. A very quick and often unsatisfying sexual experience.

She was as responsive as cardboard -- a 3G experience.

by PeteProfessor October 22, 2012

toplane experience

The feeling as a toplaner in League of Legends, when it doesn't matter what you do.
You will always lose the game cause the rest of your team solved world hunger.

How did you lose that game? Your stats are great wtf happaned?
I got the toplane experience

by onaeonaeonae January 21, 2020

Worst manicure experience of my life!

Used to mock someone who is complaining about something that is of little or no importance, showing them that you do not care.

Person 1: I can't believe she got invited to the party before me!
Person 2: Yeah I know, worst manicure experience of my life!
Person 1: Ugh.

by Mustache Lincoln April 2, 2009

excriment

A word i like to say out of the blue was word of the day on 03/11/2004

Oh excriment in a jar of urin

by Bartholomew November 3, 2004

the experience

A male who will change your life.

Hey naomi did you enjoy the experience?

No - he's busy with some other noonie

by asian sensation 1 June 28, 2006

the george w. bush experience

A 3-Piece band(sometimes abbreviated as GWBE) consisting of:

George W. Bush:Lead guitar,lead vocals
Dick Cheney:Bass guitar,backing vocals
Karl Rove:Drums,percussion

Former members:
Donald Rumsfeld:Drums,percussion

Guy 1:Hey, did you hear about that GWBE concert last week?It was insane!

Guy 2:Yeah, the George W. Bush Experience is mediocre.

by Shikyo2 December 29, 2008