Excusion

The act of using confusion as an excuse to not perform work.

Often used on backshift in Naval shipyards

"Hey, did Bob get that job done last night?"
"No, he was confused by step 1.0 in the procedure so he didn't get started."
"Bob always using the excusion technique to sit on his ass all night" *shaking head

by Dizzzy2020 September 6, 2020

Exception to rule 34

The only exception to rule 34 is rule 34 itself

What is the exception to rule 34?
Rule 34

by atavoid November 27, 2020

Exceptional Friday

The weekend which falls a week after Good Friday is known as "Exceptional Friday"
Jesus Christs lesser known younger brother, Geezus Christ, once turned wine into tequila then spent a weekend in a k hole following the send off of his do-gooder brother.

Geezus Christ! That was an exceptional Friday!

by LuckyDC March 30, 2021

excessivetology

A religion in which people will purposely try to be excessive and over achieving to make themselves feel better about themselves. It is a selfish and self centered religion to make yourself satisfied with doing very excessive and unnecessary things. The religion does not have a god or ruler, it is a self centered religion and focuses on yourself.

i just committed to excessivetology, i feel great about it.

by thecrazyurbandictionary May 29, 2021

Extension-cordaphobia

A fear of electrical extension-cord

Since the short-circuit of the extension-cord I have now extension-cordaphobia

by Ageveous June 14, 2021

Excelsior

When you are so deeply brain fried and failing everything that you think you are excelling. Mostly used for academics.

Kabir just failed all his subjects again, he's a real excelsior.

by jjlinda June 27, 2021

excessively black

A way to describe a person if you’re a racist white lady named Karen.

Karen: Because of my background I cannot work with anybody who is excessively black.

by Joseph miller August 2, 2021