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european osculation

"he was cute, but i dont think i liked him enough to european osculate him!"
by Keatz May 29, 2005
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European English

European English is the main language of Europe. European English is derived from American English, the native official language of the United State America.

European English takes the comparatively simplistic spellings of American English words and makes them much fucking harder to spell by adding unnecessary letters, in line with Europe's tradition of complicating things.
Common examples of the differences between American English(Correct form: Real English) and European English:

Color -> Colour
Airplane -> Aeroplane
Mustache -> Moustache
Aluminum -> Aluminium
Fiber -> Fibre
Organize -> Organise
by James Xuan July 29, 2009
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european pizza

its when you take a hot diarria on a girls chest then you piss on it then you cum on it then u lick it up.
boy: "hey wanna make a european pizza"
girl: "ok, sounds good"
boy: "oh, it is".
girl: "yes that tastes good"
by Nate newpower November 5, 2008
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european-american

An euphemism for "white", symptome of politically correct madness and a sign, that calling someone "white" will get "offensive" soon.

First of all, would you ever recognise an european Tatar as "european-american"? No, you wouldn't. Neither would you recognise a Russian as "asian-american" - and the fact nobody ever tried to call Russians or Georgians like that proves it's about outward apperance (shared by the so-called races), not geographical orgin. So stop beating around the bush and grow up, people, face the adult world, in which you're exposed to some minor stresses and difficulties, like calling something by the name, by that invocing unpleasant free associations.
"White" is shorter and more accurate, than european-american, so just give it up already.
by Senex November 1, 2008
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European Union

When you have sex, specifically, with someone from Europe. Similar to Uniting Nations.
Example 1

Guy 1: Dude, I banged that Slovakian chick last night.
Guy 2: European Union, man!
Guy 3: That's what I'm talking about!

Example 2

Jimmy totally had sex with a hot chick from Spain. It was an epic European Union.
by ChargeitUp August 27, 2013
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Chocolate Covered European

Term for Black People that the black community is generally offended with for betraying their roots usually for dating Caucasian girls, dressing too white, talking too white, etc. In addition, someone who might be dark skinned on the outside but have the personality and characteristics of a white person.
That Michael is nothing but a Chocolate Covered European because he is a hypocrite to his own people by lying & dropping dimes on them
by tuffpuff June 28, 2008
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european gasmask

when a guy give a chick/guy(depending on his sexuality) a tea bag and then sits on his/her face and farts in his/her face.
james: hey jamie, why do you have pink eye?
jamie: josh gave me a european gasmask :/
james: oh...... :/ *awkward*
by two dollar cherel March 4, 2011
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