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Europenis 

a person from or inhabiting Europe who is an absolute dick.
Person 1: Did you meet the new european guy?
Person 2: Yeah, he's an absolute Europenis.
Europenis by HM Smith September 21, 2014
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Europenis 

A penis that belongs to somebody/something from Europe.
Wow, Julian has a huge Europenis!
Europenis by Julian Sc. January 31, 2009

Europenis 

Check out that Europenis!
Europenis by SweetAsh09 June 3, 2017

Europenie 

An uncircumcised penis. More common in Europe than the United States.
Yeah, Jenny prefers guys with europenies.
Europenie by HubbaHubbaHippo August 23, 2009

europeans 

People who moan and bitch about what prudes we are. Under that logic, they would be forced to watch naked people going at it all day and we should be wearing full outfits even when swimming (god forbid).

People who scream out loud that our government is too socially strict, yet can't seem to mind their own business.

People who whine about the US conservative stance on Universal health care and cannot tolerate political differences.

Will most likely become bigger prudes themselves one day, so the others can watch America rub it in European's damn faces.

Just as intolerant and hate-mongering as the American left, although all the above aren't quite representative of all Europeans or left liberals.
Stupid Bitchy European elitist: Americans are the most fat, ugly, disgustingly arrogant people on the Earth.

Smart American patriot: Look, one day we will have it the other way around where we will rub your prudishness in your face. Stupid asshole Europeans.
europeans by Mack Angel March 5, 2011

Europeans 

People form Europe. Not only France and Germany. Also Polland, UK, Spain, Italy, Portugal, Hungary, Holland, Bulgary, etc...
but for americans is only France and Germany :P
Europeans are stupids 'cause they suport Sadam Huseein.

You mean Frenchs and Germans. All the others has send soldiers there to kick Sadam ass.
Europeans by Ximo August 11, 2003

europeans 

Laziest and snobbiest people on the face of the Earth. Everything in their country is extremely overpriced, yet people but it anyway.
Thousands flock to their country for no apparent reason other than to waste their money looking at overrated, shitty old buildings that people with common sense really don't give a fuck about.

500 dollars for a 20 minute gondola ride? Fuck that.

100 dollars to enter a cathedral? Fuck that.

20 dollars for 2 scoops of ice cream? Are you fucking kidding me?

God, those europeans just sit on their asses, do nothing, and rake in all that cash from tourism.
europeans by Xer0Syk0 November 16, 2006
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