Pervestis Arousal Escapism

(n); Mental disorder, PAE. Can become Chronic (CPAE), or Acute (APAE) depending on the strength of the associated urges. PAE in males is marked by a desire to be measured for clothes by an attractive young woman followed by a subsequent arousal due to the close proximity of her hands to the patient's genitalia. PAE is a replacement form of escapism where otherwise an extramarital affair or midlife crisis would have been the only other available options.

Tom: "Where did Mike go?"
Harry: "He went to get measured for suit pants again."
Tom: "Again? He must have some serious chronic pervestis arousal escapism."
Harry: "It seemed pretty acute this morning, he was practically grabbing himself."

by graybayou May 17, 2011

Escapegoat

A scapegoat who sidesteps blame.

We tried to blame Dave for the school's failure but he's such an escapegoat that nothing ever sticks to him.

by Snaved December 8, 2009

escapology

the task of escaping ology

holy crap, I only just managed to escape that ology. good job I'm good at escapology

by Joe Corkill April 7, 2007

escate

Dope/cool

Let’s go to the party! Alright escate!

by Ariana:) November 25, 2017

Escaped Convict

(Noun)
A bowel movement that has slipped past your sphincter and into your pants against your will.

"Dad has an escaped convict in his pants."

see also: "Harboring a Fugitive"

by Dutch Hawkins June 23, 2009

Escopetarra

An Escopetarra is a gun that has been modified and turned into a guitar, they are used as a peace symbol. The name come from two spanish words, escopeta (shotgun) and guitarra (guitar). They were invented by a Colombian peace activist César López in 2003.

'My mate got an escopetarra for his birthday, he fainted in awe of it.'

by Dinglemouse February 24, 2010

Escapage

A word used by idiots instead of "escape."

"Hold onto the stopper tighter to reduce gas escapage."

by Stomalia April 19, 2017