emergency dram

emergencydramthe overwhelming need for a wee drink, deoch, nip, whilst moving beween bars. Primarily used by people who are from the Scottish highlands teuchtersparticularly those who play shinty.

"That's miles away mun, here let's go in here for an emergency dram"

by Coinneach January 14, 2007

emergency blowout liquidation

Originally a term for a discount furniture sales, the term was aptly and readily converted to describe a bad case of violent diarrhea.

After eating street tacos in Tijuana, Scott implores to Jef to pull over at the next gas station;

"Pull the fuck over dude, I've about to have an emergency blowout liquidation!"

Or in a more formal situation;

"Pardon me, I am about to have an EBL and ruin my tuxedo pants."

by Anton Berlin May 7, 2008

emeril lagasse

man who knows how to kick food up a notch

as i was walking the streets last night i mistakenly ran into a strange man named emeril lagasse

by leona May 21, 2005

Emerick

A method used in the third world country to relive constipation in lieu of an enema. Sometimes needs physical contact for assistance. Device used may also be used as a colostomy bag.

The patient is full of shit, let's give him an Emerick every two hours.

by Ron Merz September 8, 2007

Emery

An incredibly muscular man containing staggering genital size and a jaw droppingly deep sexy voice. An Emery is an Alpha male, someone who likes to show off his sheer dominance and powerful masculinity by flexing his muscles.

Christine: (Walks to Gym) Hey Sarah! Abs today?
Sarah: Yeah, 2 sets so far!
Christine: Oh ok I think I'll do Abs too......*gasp*..
Sarah: What?
Christine: Look at that guy over there, he's so sexy and big...and is that an anaconda in his pants?
Sarah: WOW, must be an Emery!

by Nexus920 August 6, 2011

emergency deucectomy

The act of removing a dangerous & potentially deadly poo immediately.

After making four trips through the buffet line, I need to perform an emergency deucectomy stat!

by slice60 November 24, 2009

emergadate

The person you know you can go to when you need a last minute date for an event and every other person you'd prefer to go with can't make it. Characteristics inculde: always free on very short notice and fun to be with but of no romantic interest.

"I bought non-refundable tickets to the comedy club to surprise Monique but she had to go out of town; I called my emergadate the night before and now I'm going with Beth. Whew!"

by Jim Gavelier March 3, 2007