ejaculating

At Orgasm, when your dick produces this salty piss like liquid known as Cum or Semen, and you spray it on someone, therefore, you are ejaculating on them.

So, I started to masturbate and my girlfriend said she wanted cum sprayed all over her face and tits, so then, I was ejaculating on her.

by shitless sam January 21, 2018

e-jaculation

the act of verbal ego stroking entered into by groups of people who think that taking ecstasy somehow makes them superior to others

(v):“I had to leave the party all the e-tards were e-jaculating all over each other”
(n):“e-jaculation is the e-ville epidemic of our age”

by jedipants September 28, 2003

Premature evacuation

When you think about going to the toilet and you shit your pants

Man that new toilet is comfortable, its got all the latest nobs and dials.... dear lord i think i just filled my barrel fronts with the devils fudge...DAMN you premature evacuation

by bennycnz June 22, 2010

Ejeculation

Ejection of person(s) from an establishment in an ejaculatory manner. Usually involves promptly leaving at high pressure over the course of 10-15 seconds and with semen-like connotations.

Failing to comply with the rules will result in Ejeculation from this strip-club.

by Earl Of Scottington March 14, 2009

Eggjaculation

The act of "spraying" eggs out of your penis.

Eggjaculation hurts like a mother fucker.

by Posiden1234 October 7, 2008

premature evacuation

When you exit the elevator on the wrong floor because you weren't paying attention.

(While others watch, you get off the elevator and then come back in.)

You say: "Sorry, I suffer from premature evacuation."

by Barry Rinehart March 13, 2008

e-jaculation

a diatribe often launched by those who don't take ecstacy slating those who do because they don't realise that it's all a matter of choice and neither one decision nor the other is superior

that boring fucker just e-jaculated all over me

by Bob December 11, 2003