Crud Eater

Someone who eats up all your crud. Typically, the crud that comes out of girls mouths.

A person who believes all the crud that someone says. AKA a complete duster of a person who blazes. An absolute mockery.

Also, a crud eater will often be told to cut the crud.

"Sup you crud eaters?"
"Cut the crud"
"You're being a crud eater."

by Crudeater12 January 23, 2011

serious eater

Someone who takes to the practice of eating in a serious manner. Most often you will find serious eaters at all you can eat buffets, i.e. Golden Corral and Old Country Buffet.

I was at Golden Corral today. Man was I surrounded by some serious eaters!

by pico80 May 21, 2011

round eater

A person who consumes their food in a circular fashion only eating one thing at a time.

Dude, seriously don't be a round eater, it all ends up in your stomach anyway.

by Nairoval July 4, 2011

tree eater

When one crashes into a tree while mountain biking or on an ATV/dirt bike.

Bryan is such a tree eater!

by Nathan Thorn August 1, 2011

cracker eater

Cracker eater is a person who you just hate, but don't have a huge reason to. You hate every little thing they do. So they can just be sitting down eating crackers and you are hating them for that. You bitterly think, look at that bitch over there eating crackers.

Person 1: Why do you hate her? She's not the nicest person but she really never did anything to me or any of your friends.
Person 2: She's just one of those cracker eaters.

by Hobochan March 23, 2017

skeeter eater

A creepy looking bug that doesn't actually eat mosquitoes. Also known as a crane fly.

Dang, that's a huge skeeter eater!

by rangertown April 2, 2017

Foreskin Eater

An intense blowjob giver who will rip foreskin off with their front teeth then sprinkle salt on it and eat.

I heard the one working the corner right now is a Foreskin Eater. Time to convert to Judism.

by Allah's InfedelUncircumsizion October 21, 2017