ear wax method

When you cram your pinky finger into either your ear or the girls ear to get a ball of wax, then stuff the wax into her snatch to see if she squirms. If so she may have a std.

Andre knew it was safe to go raw dog after applying the ear wax method.

by scott clement January 21, 2008

Ear Nest

The dent made in your pillow before putting your head down that fits your ear perfectly, thus preventing the dreaded, extremely painful "morning bent ear".

My girlfriend spent fifteen minutes making her ear nest before putting her head down to go to sleep!

by Augusten Brown March 1, 2016

Ear Orgi

The act of 'making out' with someones ear. Gently take the ear lobe in the mouth and suck like a lolly, slowly pushing the tounge inside the ear lick all over the entire ear whilst sucking like you would a penis or clitoris

"Oh Paige, I'm having a fucking orgasm over your Ear Orgi skills"

by earorgifan July 25, 2009

ear hustling

eaves dropping listening in on a conversation not of your own

HEy chica i will call you back this puto keeps ear hustling. all in my my mouth and convosation

by Alexandra Valdez January 24, 2008

Ear Sex

Ear sex is when instead a penis into a vagina, you use your ear.

My ear is still wet from that ear sex last night.

by Chumsnuggie September 16, 2014

Ear Blower

A person who performs anal sex on a man. Also known as the pitcher. He is usually paired with a pillow biter.

Are you a pillow biter or an ear blower?

by yobkcis June 25, 2004

ear shrapnel

Loud, harsh, unflattering sounds, especially as produced by poor but overly enthusiastic (deaf?) musicians.

Said the singer to the guitarist: "Can you cut the ear shrapnel by about 10 decibels?"

by Gee Toe June 1, 2005