Disney Kid Syndrome 

Where little kids or the middle/highschool freaks who worship and idolize the gay fags on disney channel. This condition can be very serious and these psychos will threaten you with death or harming you if you dare to threaten there idol. But it is always fun to mess around with these kids. Some common idols that trigger Disney Kid Syndrome are: The Jonas Brothers, Hannah Montana, those little queers

John: Dude, have you seen those queer Jonas Brothers, they're worse than all those boy bands from the 90's

Stacey: OMG!!! Are you kidding, the Jonas Brothers are the biggest hotties, they are way cooler than you are, your just jealous!

John: No way. Those queers are gay.

Stacey: How dare you!! I think I'm gonna have to kill you now for making fun of them!!

John: God, chill out, you really do have Disney Kid Syndrome.

Disney Kid Syndrome by ZJRI August 11, 2008

Disney World 

The greatest place on earth. =P Often used to describe a great memory two or more people shared. Could be anything from "hugging" to "tap dancing", depends upon what is enjoyable to you. Most of the time it is used when you wanna tell people you did something fun but it's hard to explain why it was fun and you're too lazy to give all the disney world.

Friend: "Hey man, me and my girlfriend went to Disney world last night:)"
Man: "I thought you said you watched tv and ate popcorn?"
Friend: "We did, but I enjoyed it more than normal cause I had her there with me."
Man: "I see"

Disney World by El Immigrante March 23, 2005

Disney Junior 

A show for kids under the age of four, extremely creepy adults, parents of kids under the age of four, overprotective parents, and kids over the age of three who want to watch Disney channel but it's time slot was replaced with this channel instead. Usually teaching small kids life lessons, Disney Junior is a huge waste of time and should be abolished!

Hey dude, did you see that Disney Junior sucks poster in the hallway today?

Disney Junior by TheChocolatePig January 21, 2017

Disney hair 

That horrible haircut that distinguishes Disney's exclusive collection of metrosexuals. The stylists behind it require that you're not female, but intend to look like one. We've all probably seen it; Justin Bieber, Zac Efron, Cole and Dylan sprouse, etcetera etcetera, all sport one. It kind of looks like someone turned on a leaf blower at full power directly behind your head and a hairstylist ran over to save the day by spritzing it in place. May or may not resemble a helmet.

Note: To sport one, you must be a Disney star, a Disney fanatic, effeminate, underdeveloped mentally, underdeveloped in the gonad area, inexperienced sexually...and so the list continues.

"Why does Justin Bieber have the Disney hair?"
"He sings like a girl."

"the Jonas brothers aren't gay are they?!"
"Yeah, watch out -soon, they'll ALL be sporting the Disney hair!"

"That new kid is gonna become disney's next big thing.."
"how dyu know?"
"the Disney Hair man, the Disney Hair."

Disney hair by Anti-the Hair August 26, 2010

Disney Moment 

A moment in life when it is as cheesey as the end of a Disney Movie.

When Ella and George kissed on that hill as the sun went down behind them, it was so cheesey I wanted to barf. It was a true Disney Moment.

the equivalent of a Hallmark moment, but cheesier.

Disney Moment by Jykoo01 May 23, 2009

Disney Bug

A contagious disease where every Disney song from the 90s is stuck in your head.

Yo, i just heard "Kiss the Girl" from Little Mermaid playing somewhere, and now I have the Disney Bug!!

Disney Bug by BigBossJawn April 22, 2011

Disney Bang 

Refers to the act of 'making-out with' or 'kissing' someone.

At the end of any disney cartoon the princess always gets her 'happily ever after' with the prince.

Due to the 'G' rated nature of Disney cartoons, the happy ending never involves more than a kiss with a handsome prince or hero (or maybe even an ogre).

The 'Disney Bang' refers to the act of 'doing the deed', Disney-style.

Wow, that guy is hot, I would love to Disney Bang him.

Disney Bang by low_cals04 June 24, 2011