How some people pronounce 'dang'.
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Any hockey player willing to punch a member of the opposing team in the face in order to protect their goalie
My friend is a defenseman
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A female that will do everything to prevent a man from getting with her friend even though her friend is down.
A female that will do everything to prevent a man from getting with her friend even though her friend is down.
Guy 1: Hey Ima go dance with that girl.
Guy 2: Man, don't even waste your time her friend is coochie defendin'.
Guy 1:Ya your right she looks like a coochie defender.
Guy 2: Man, don't even waste your time her friend is coochie defendin'.
Guy 1:Ya your right she looks like a coochie defender.
by KwakuZuLu January 25, 2008
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Weeb: hey im fergus
Randy: oh hey, what tv shows do you watch?
Weeb: i love anime
Randy: im not into anime but thats co--
Weeb:WHAT THE F### DID YOU SAY
Randy: i said im not into anime...dont be such an anime defender
Randy: oh hey, what tv shows do you watch?
Weeb: i love anime
Randy: im not into anime but thats co--
Weeb:WHAT THE F### DID YOU SAY
Randy: i said im not into anime...dont be such an anime defender
by Big horse donkeys64 November 30, 2019
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The politician has become so desperate To explain his deplorable behavior that he’s pulling out his bathrobe defense.
by Jean Dizzy December 25, 2019
Get the bathrobe defense mug.The universal alibi used by criminal defense attorneys and criminals. The accused will use the "I was at home masturbating" defense to avoid conviction. Defense will provide dna evidence and semen samples to the prosicution resulting in an acquittal, mostly.
detective: Sir, we know you did it we know you lured those minors. you also have alot of teenage boys and girls on your facebook page. We have witnesses and physical evidence linking you to these crimes.
handjob Bob: I was at home masturbating, mostly. You want proof?
detective: "The masturbation defense" huh? you have surviellance video of you masturbating?
handjob Bob: Better, I have DNA evidence and witnesses who can back that up.
handjob Bob: I was at home masturbating, mostly. You want proof?
detective: "The masturbation defense" huh? you have surviellance video of you masturbating?
handjob Bob: Better, I have DNA evidence and witnesses who can back that up.
by TheFirst48 January 22, 2010
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