by GlizzyMaster August 20, 2021

When you ejaculate in someone’s asshole, pull out. Your penis will be covered in your own ejaculate mixed with their fecal matter. Promptly turn your around and slap them in the face with your freshly glazed penis.
Dude, there’s no way she’s going to talk to me again. I gave her the ole Danish Glaze and left immediately. She was absolutely mortified.
by Yain’tRight December 27, 2024

by Terrober July 8, 2021

by Susaneatschildren420 June 19, 2020

When a Danish person becomes a teambuilder, they realise that Icelandic people are the best option for a partner and before long, they give up on other nationalities. What follows is a trip to Iceland often followed by a couple months of living in Iceland. Unfortunately the Icelandic partner ultimately wants to move to Aarhus, for all Icelandic people have a deep seated loathing for their own country and wish to leave
by Guttilmur April 9, 2024

by dwarflover3000 November 26, 2023

A woman sits cross-legged on a Lazy Susan holding a traditional wienerbrod Danish pastry. She is spun right round as several men take turns attempting to glaze it. Add schnapps for taste.
Hej Karolina, hold still! I can't hit the wienerbrod if you're conserving your angular momentum like that. This isn't anything like the Danish Windmill Experience my mom passed down in our family!
by TDWE June 13, 2024
