Dad 

Fake Wookie and Papashark5810.

Papashark5810 is my dad.

Dad by MessiIsDad July 1, 2019

Dad 

Fake Wookie and Papashark5810.

Papashark5810 is dad.

Dad by MessiIsDad July 1, 2019

Dad 

Emotional Distance

Dad went to the store,, never saw him again

Dad by Karkalicious Def. July 14, 2019

DAD 

Steve Harrington

“hey do you see that guy over there working at Scoops Ahoy?”
“Ya i heard he is a single parent with two kids and a lesbian best friend”
“Ya he’s the DAD of all dad’s.”

DAD by Best gurl Eva July 19, 2019

Dad 

Gone.

99% of children that dad's leave are boys.

Child: mama where is dad?
Mother: He went to the milk Bar
Child: he's not coming back

Dad by LostOrphan August 6, 2019

Dad 

Will leave to "get milk"

Kid: "where's dad?"
Mom: "he went to the store to get milk"

Dad by Ifuckedyoursister August 9, 2019

Dad 

The dude you fuck restlessly behind someone's back, not a daddy cuz daddy's have money

"I'm going to see my dad again"

Dad by Yobro21 September 8, 2019