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Dorito

A snack that isn't for homewreckers
No bitch you can't have a Dorito you homewrecker
by Doritosareanelitecrisp November 3, 2021
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Dorito Sauce

*sniff* DANG BRO *sniff* YOU STANK LIKE DORITO SAUCE
by Mr. Blanton November 23, 2021
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Dorito bang

When you forget a condom but have a bag of Doritos. Often times people will use the empty Dorito bag as a condom.
I was hanging with this girl , we watched a movie and ate a bag of Doritos and then I dorito banged her. I used the bag of Doritos as a condom.
by T-erection January 17, 2022
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Dorito Bod

A gym-addicted mf who only hits arms and back and has such a big upper bod and no legs that they literally look like a dorito.
Damn, that mother fucker has a dorito bod!
by Bunky Blair April 18, 2022
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Doritoing

When a board of wood is warped and a carpenter looks down at it to see that it is twisted. The board takes on a triangular shape similar to that of a dorito.
That wood is doritoing. I can’t use it.
by Beatlebug April 24, 2022
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Dorito

The worst preforming processor / "chip" that will operate in a given Motherboard or Computer system.

Only relevant for non-monolithic Computers (i.e. systems have options for different processors), and where the absolute worst was picked.

The Term comes from the singular of "Doritos" a popular triangle shaped snack chip, that while tasty, do not actually run computer code.

The Term was made famous in the song "It's All About the Pentiums" by "Weird Al" Yankovic
What kinda chip you got in there, a Dorito?
by mpheyse February 25, 2023
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dorito flaps

Those small, triangular flaps of flesh that some unfortunate small breasted women have.
"Yo, check out Christina's thick booty."

"Yeah, but she sporting Dorito flaps up top, that's a hard pass."
by Scottynaughtybody June 4, 2023
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