Cody Caron

To randomly have a heart attack. Especially during family activities.

On the first day of christmas, my high cholesterol gave to me, One cody caron.

Oh, don't mind him, he's just doing a cody caron

by g1ant p3n1s December 11, 2011

Wet slide, chronic excuse

A phrase that can be used to excuse anything.

Dave: "Hey, man! Why'd you just rape my cat?!"
Jack: "Wet slide, chronic excuse."
Dave: "Oh, okay then."

by Jackadave January 1, 2011

Chrondalisa Rice

A euphemism for extremely potent, crystal-laden marijuana.

Its political roots are meaningless.

Damn! That Chrondalisa Rice has got me all fuckered up!!

by TheStreetsofCleone September 21, 2009

CBD (Chronic Bitch Dependency)

A mans who constantly need a female to sustain himself through life

homeboy 1: Hey you heard Travis linked up with another girl last week?
homeboy 2: For real!? mans just got out of a recent ting
homeboy 1: fr I think he has CBD (Chronic Bitch Dependency)

by DrDefineAz June 28, 2020

The Fat Bitch Chronicles

The series in which me and my friends piss off my fat bitch, pot smoking ex, Lisa Daniels.

no example, just fucking fun to do.

by Minion- I Hate my fat fucking ex February 16, 2004

shrub of chronic

A small nugglet of chronic left in yo bag.

I'm hiding the shrub of chronic I have left.

by Mattacus November 22, 2006

chronic

The cause and solution of all of lifes problems

"Tanqueray and chronic, yeah I'm fucked up now."

~Snoop Dogg

by E. Moons July 29, 2008