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Upper Crusting

To make an everyday occasion, activity or object a bit more special by using your smarts and skill, rather than just being all rich and throwing money at it.
Frankie: “Hey, how’s your new pool?”

Leon: “Check it out, I spent the afternoon Upper Crusting it with a floating cocktail bar made from Ikea shelves, a pool noodle, and some common household string.”

Frankie: “Cannonball!”
by UpperCruster November 5, 2013
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Candy Crushing

Doing Molly, Acid, and Shrooms at the same time.
by Tinkmaster August 14, 2015
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Dick Crusties

Odd flakes of skin like cornflakes, that happen to be near the genital area - obviously a tasty snack.
Yeah dude, pick up some dick crusties, ranch flavored.
by jiggy n crusty July 18, 2011
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Oh, Shit! You're Crushing Me!

What you don't say when you're having sex :D
Becky: Ok, babe. Here I go onto your...

Timothy: Oh, Shit! You're Crushing Me!

Becky: Fucker! *pulls out beretta between boobs and shoots*
by Tucksta March 23, 2011
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Cristina

a fuckgirl who doesn't understand her damn feelings
Person 1 : Hey u know that girl Cristina ?
Person 2 : Yea that one major hoe
by Pretty_CrayCray_4_Sho February 16, 2017
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Custing

When you grab anything loud to make noise with a group and then wake someone screaming CUST.
Tonight theirs going to be a serious custing
by ivana McCrust December 4, 2010
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