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Power cruise

"Do you want to Power Cruise me?"
"Well we did just met and all"
by Fallonious Funk February 10, 2010
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schmuntry cruise

Not so cryptic reference to the country cruise. Almost always employs the use of the pipe and the driving-with-the-knee-while-taking-a-hit. Most often occurs in a predefined loop, possibly one which has been used so many times it has its own nickname i.e. "green loop"
Im all done with class how bout we go on a nice schmuntry cruise
by SoberChinchillin June 20, 2011
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Shackle cruise

A riff of the term "golden shackle" meaning a wedding band, usually but not exclusively when worn by a man.

To "shackle cruise" is to search a person's ring finger to see if they are either wearing a wedding band, or have the tell-tale impression on their finger that a wedding band is supposed to be there.

Can be done by a woman or man.
"See that hot guy at the bar buying everybody drinks? He's really hot!"
"Yeah, I just shackle cruised him when I went to the bathroom. Let's put it this way, there's going to be a very pissed off wife when that credit card statement comes in."

"Wow, that guy on the weight bench over there is HOT. Wonder if he's gay?"
"I just shackle cruised him and unless he's from a very progressive state, you're out of luck on this one."
by BumBumBubblegum November 20, 2011
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Fulltime-Cruiser

A person without a job that has nothing better to do than to drive around all day at cruising speed. In some cases the driver actually owns the car but in most cases the driver is just pretending they do or it is a rental.
John: When I look out the window at work, I always see the same man driving around ALL day! Like doesn't he have anything better to do with his time?

Bob: He doesn't own that car and doesn't even have a job, hes nothing more than a Fulltime-Cruiser...
by GVorDie January 11, 2012
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Bump Cruise

Blasting the hardest jams while while adventuring new territories whilst cruising around in the whip. Turning the volume to the max is a must. Bump cruises are great before going to the gym or after smoking a blunt. Any time is great for a bump cruise as long as you're not listening to that gay shit.
"Yo bro I'm so baked, you tryin to go on a bump cruise to the store and get some snacks?"

"He'll yea man let's turn on that new Em CD and rage, but we gotta go the long way.l
by Rampagecage November 10, 2013
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douche cruise ship

when someone has surpassed the level of douche canoe
wow, i didnt think he could do it, but he is no longer a douche canoe. He has reached the level of douche cruise ship.
by dingledick69 April 6, 2017
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Bayonne cruise

A deviant sexual act involving a Hudson River water enema while receiving oral sex on NJ transit
Man after that wyldlife concert I hear Rocker Dave went on a grade A Bayonne cruise
by Coalition of riots June 11, 2017
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