A girl who you probably liked before, ended up dating, but then left you for your friend, most commonly after a school dance. Likes cheerleading, has lots of popular friends. Cute, pretty, typically has gorgeous eyes. Once she leaves you, you end up wanting her back after a year.
Trust me, it's happened.
Some people don't like her, and call her Jasmine Hoe.
Trust me, it's happened.
Some people don't like her, and call her Jasmine Hoe.
Person 1: "Dang man, who's that girl over there?"
Person 2: "Oh you mean Jasmine? Jasmine Crowe?"
Person 1: "Oh...yeah never mind"
Person 2: "Oh you mean Jasmine? Jasmine Crowe?"
Person 1: "Oh...yeah never mind"
by Owari no Hajime May 4, 2022
Get the Jasmine Crowemug. the act of blowing fire out of your mouth with the use of everclear, usually taking place in the late morning hours via alcohol intoxication and post to a wrestling match.
by p.crow June 16, 2010
Get the Crow blowmug. by tr4v11s November 12, 2021
Get the wet crowmug. To lash out at the evidence of your deathly state.
“Well, stone the crows!” Basically, “I am so dead and all that’s left to do is fight to keep the buzzards from eating my flesh”. To stone the crow is pointless, because a crow only attacks you if you are dead. (You can’t literally throw stones at it if you’re dead), but it’s like panicking about the future and directing your anger about your misfortune and imminent death out towards something as harmless as a bird just because it reminds you of your awful predicament. We should never stone the proverbial crow, even if we are practically dead already, died before or are dead inside. In other words “don’t trip on small things when you have bigger fish to fry”. Or “don’t curse your fate or it’ll curse you.”
“Well, stone the crows!” Basically, “I am so dead and all that’s left to do is fight to keep the buzzards from eating my flesh”. To stone the crow is pointless, because a crow only attacks you if you are dead. (You can’t literally throw stones at it if you’re dead), but it’s like panicking about the future and directing your anger about your misfortune and imminent death out towards something as harmless as a bird just because it reminds you of your awful predicament. We should never stone the proverbial crow, even if we are practically dead already, died before or are dead inside. In other words “don’t trip on small things when you have bigger fish to fry”. Or “don’t curse your fate or it’ll curse you.”
The injured warrior stumbled into camp and an opportunistic mate yelled “stone the crow! You’re in bad shape.”
by DRUsky September 11, 2023
Get the Stone the Crowmug. by Respectfully hidden April 10, 2022
Get the Crow boymug. A handsome very cute nice boy who loves to be active loves sports and can pull any kind of girl.He is know as sporty strong kid of the class and isnt afraid to pick a fight and is the best boyfriend.
by Chearleader109!!!!! February 15, 2022
Get the Guy Crowmug. where the man takes a long, solid shit in the girls mouth. Then the girl has the shit hanging out of her mouth and chases after the man with "the beak" until she pokes him in the eye
by HG Goons March 25, 2009
Get the dirty crowmug.