crap flap

The small slivers of flesh surounding
a back door/shitter

wow, that girls got one large set of crap flaps

by sQuick June 25, 2003

crap

Any flame message designed to anger the writer but only succeeds at insulting the commenter's understanding of the English language.

From one "honors" student to another:

"fyi, your letter to IT sucks. maybe you actually try and write something other than a harangue. It is pretty pathetic that an 'honors' student writes such crap."

by pepper_eater February 7, 2008

Take it up with my butt because that's the only one that gives a crap

A phrase you can inject in a conversation after someone begins to complain or go on about something that you are not interested in.

Take it up with my butt because that's the only one that gives a crap.

by General America December 19, 2010

Crap Happy

1. When someone comes out of the bathroom with a satisfied smile on their face clearly indicating they took a shit.

2. That nice relaxed feeling you have after taking a long overdue crap.

Alex: Wow Dan. You look quiet happy and satisfied with yourself after comming out of the lavatory.

Dan: Yes I am quite Crap Happy.

by Pectabyte June 14, 2005

cheapify

the act of making something classicly cheaper without lessening the value.

"the asians have a flair to cheapify american technology"

When comparing SLR's to digital cameras.

"my 10+ year old 28-105 f/3.5-5.6 is quite a decent lens. its not the new -II version, that got cheapified"

by Chris Yandall February 1, 2006

Cheapo

An adjective to describe someone who is obsessed with chasing discounts or low-value items. Someone who displays a strong preference for inexpensive and reduced priced things.
Someone who shows an extremely exploitative nature, verging on un-classy bossiness and covetousness over cheap and small things.

It also describes someone who is despicable, distasteful, unscrupulous, immoral, shabby, low-minded, discreditable, vulgar, sordid, pathetic, lazy, low-class, mean, direty and scurvy.

Big Tarty acts rather cheapo all the time, especially when it's freebie-day at Scruffins' House of Din Day.

by evilfellas March 15, 2017

hangover crap

footlong peice of shit that is expelled from your body after a long night of heavy drinking. cigarettes may intensify symptoms, though highly recommended. multiple flush may be necessary.

that hangover crap is proof that i was black-out drunk last night.

by asbury February 19, 2008