Crayday

Crayday means crazy day. Simple as that.
Cray - Short for Crazy and just add the Day at the end.

Person 1: Dude, we just ran from cops yesterday because we was paranoid and we vandalized the walls.
Person 2: Daaaang, you guys must've had a Crayday yesterday!!

by HawaiianIslands January 8, 2012

Crayola

(noun)
When you've had a shit but there's still a nugget in your sphincter which no matter how much you wipe leaves a skid mark on your toilet paper.

Man, I went through at least half of the bog roll before I realised I had a crayola up there. Had to fish it out with my finger in the end. Wanna sniff?

by pixuk September 19, 2014

Crayped

When you catch the corona virus, as a result of being raped in the bum.

A: "Man, my buddy got crayped last night"
B: "Oh my gosh, you mean he caught the corona virus from another guy stuffing him in the bum?"
A: "Yeah dude - but he didn't even want it - he was raped!"
B: "Damn - tough go."

by Shyboy72 March 22, 2020

crayola

A poopie stain left at the bottom of the toilet after multiple flushes.

Hey man, um, i just crayola'd the shit out of your toilet.

by frankie baby January 8, 2007

crayon turd

It's that last turd that just won't come out, so it colors your shorts all day. See Skidmark.

I know it's going to be a "bad underwear day"... I've got a crayon turd going on.

by Vinnie Smith August 29, 2003

Crayola

Derived from the abreviation Cra (pronounced Cray) for crazy, is the interjection expressed to describe something as super sayan crazy.

Dude 1- Yo did see the news where that man jumped 40 stories and survived!?

Dude 2- Yea man, dat shit crayola

by Xav3ngedX120 November 7, 2012

crayon

A crayon is a dufus, an ignoramus, but usually not actually mentally retarded. A regular person refusing to think.

When I was taking calls at tech support it was one crayon after another.

by horsyrock June 11, 2006