Cotten

When your fucking friend can’t fucking spell cotton correctly 👍

Friend one: Yoo, is that a cotten shirt?

Friend two: What? No, it’s cotton.

Friend three: How did you hear their spelling error in real time

by Clude November 25, 2021

Cottesmore

Indefinitely the worst and most vile place in the entirety of the United Kingdom, never go there trust me, unless you want to be lynched by satanists outside the grey church.

John: I am going to cottesmore.
Dave: Mate you are fucked i'm sorry but you are a gonner.

by tjatt January 29, 2022

Cottering

The act of walking asymmetrical when your dying for a shit and are trying to make the distance to the toilet.

derived from "cotter pin" the pin that attaches your crank to your bottom bracket on your bicycle, and when worn or broken, forced your feet to pedal at different ratios.

" Tracy is rob ok? has he got a back or knee issue? he`s walking kind of odd." No he`s just Cottering, he`s dying for a shit and has to walk that way so he`ll make the distance."

by garrythegrey January 1, 2022

Cottie

When you stuff your dick in someones throat and they gargle and make tobacco spitting noises.

Jim- "This half a fag gave me a cottie last night at the bar in the bathroom."

by Mega Don February 10, 2022

cattle ranching

A blumpkin only with a guy eating a girls pussy while the cattle (shit) comes out of the gate (ass).. bc the tongue will graze the cattle as it come out!

My girl and I are going to be cattle ranching later!! Anyone else hungry?!?

by Kbeaudry80 February 19, 2022

Cotterone

Kindest man ever to be created
Really good at comforting people

Cotterone is a great guy.

by Bbbbbbbbbbbbo February 26, 2022

cittle

A cittle is used to describe a noise that sounds like metal rattling against plastic or wood

Where’s that cittle coming from?

by Minty Phoenix April 12, 2022