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Corporate Cum Shot

When a guy ejaculates on someone else's back, sticks a business card where the cum puddle is, then leaves.
Matt met Lindsay and gave her a corporate cum shot.
by bel97g April 2, 2009
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corporate mafia

The barab glirner who really run the political show in the USA and all other Westernized countries in the world. They get bullshit laws passed that we are forced to obey without giving us the chance to exercise our democratic right to speak up against them, for instance the law that releases corporations from the responsibility of cleaning up pollution in hydraulic fracturing, and the Ten Strikes Law. They also have dubious sweetheart deals with countries that hate us and finance terrorism. NISM?
The corporate mafia are responsible for the mindless shit that we see on the primetime TV channels these days.
by pentozali August 24, 2011
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Corroded Flugelhorn

Similar to the Rusty Trombone, but this not-so-distant cousin adds the glory of unwiped "mouthpiece" to the equation.
She thought she was just playing the ol' rusty trombone, but due to Keith's lack of hygiene, it ended up being a corroded flugelhorn.
by Dick Sniff Biff April 4, 2008
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corporotica

Sex in, or related, to the workplace.
A: I hooked up with the secretary last night
B: Little corporotica, eh?
by ezKiel May 12, 2008
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corporich

They mix with the right people, these people are great networkers. They have good communication skills and driven in their lives.
We're hot, we're fun, we're corporich.
by Chiebangs March 5, 2010
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corporate pounds

When pretty women who work in high pressure corporate settings put more and more hours in, don't look after themselves and gain more and more weight over a few years.

(happens to guys as well)
Dude, did you see Marisa? Her suit is spiffy, but it can't hide her new corporate pounds.
by foobar231 October 23, 2010
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Corporatize

See corporate

(verb)

Act of making something "corporate." Institutionally defining a process, product or method. Removing all flexibility from a situation by making all-encompassing rules and regulations.

Negative, Orwellian term for making something not fun, mind numbing by overarching rule or removing creatitivity, humanity or titilation.

See Big Brother
That movie theatre was great, until it was CORPORATIZED.
by Something Corp February 21, 2012
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