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no condom

When someone says some shit straight up with no build up or easing you into it.

They said what they had to say “raw” (like fucking without a conform)

Mostly applies to something that is gonna be harsh, annoying, or a pain in the ass.
Sister: “mom died”
You: you’re just gonna tell me that no condom?
Sister: no condom?
You: look it up on urban dictionary
by MerryJerryBerry November 15, 2020
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Quebec Condom

When a french canadian wear's only a stocking watch cap to make love.
Jacque took a lady home last night. Wonder if he wore protection or only a Quebec condom.

When a person has a beenie watch cap on and it sticks up above their head, not pulled tight.
by Starvinmarvin42 November 16, 2020
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Condom Knot

The act of tying a knot in a condom to prevent the spillage of semen after a sexual act.
Billy-Bob tied a condom knot after he fucked his cousin Daisy. They could then snuggle without the added worry of spilt love juice.
by FortunceCat April 8, 2006
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Napoli's Used Condom

The worst of worst disses, this means that your super gay and like to have "gay butt sex" with other men and there has never been a successful comeback to this statement, and you also like wiener in your butt hole.
by longrodvanghugeendong October 27, 2010
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Condom

The saver of all men from aids kids and comitment
Soz love im warin a condom so it aint serious
by A fat twat May 13, 2005
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Condom ring

a- The ring shaped dent or stretched area in your wallet due to a long period of time when your unused condom in your wallet in your back pocket has been sat on repeatedly

b- the red ring at the base of a man's shaft, that goes to the top, due to the idiot using a condom they purchased quite a few years earlier, when they were most likely pre-pubescent, and is much too small, leaving a pressure mark after it's use.
a- "I can tell you have a rubber in your wallet"
"how so?"
"i can see the condom ring from here, haha"

b- "I think my condom's the wrond size"
"why do you think that?"
"Its so small I have a condom ring every time i use it, and sometimes it hurts"
by Bill Dimonta April 23, 2009
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who wears the condom

like asking "who wears the pants or shoes" but in a more rude or sarcastic manner.
Dave: Oh no i have a big zit. my date is RUINED.

Mike:....Dude who wears the condom in your relationship?
by Blahblahwhogivesafuck June 22, 2010
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