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eats out tiny dogs named rocky!
hey looks its a colton! he ate out my dog last night!
by dominick the gay boi:) March 10, 2020
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Colton

Colton is the best go to partner to have. Colton’s have the biggest most loving hearts you could ever ask for. Colton is the best at keeping you warm at night and making sure the cover is covering you. If you ever find yourself a Colton, love every living moment you have with him because I can promise you it will be the most utterly amazing life you will ever have.
Girl: Colton has never given me a stare where I don’t feel warm inside.
Boy: I’m glad he treats you so well.
by GiganticD March 12, 2020
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Colton is a nice guy when you first meet him. After a little but he will turn on you. He starts with lies and then he cheats on you with the girl you hate.
Friend: Hey Colton just said he cheated on you
Me: Oh My God he is an Asshole
by Volleyballgirl2005 April 4, 2020
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coltonthamidget

He is one of the best Mano County former S.W.A.T. operatives, he formerly worked for Mano County. Now at Arlington County as an Undersheriff.
coltonthamidget is cool
by hotrobloxplayer April 8, 2020
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Colton

Colton. The worse name you can ever give your kid. They are the mostly a douchebag and make fun of people lower than him. If you date a colton beware. And even though his looks are good, trust me the true side will show.
"Uuuuuh, I dated colton and he was such a douche.
by Fuck him hes a douchebag April 16, 2020
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Colton Bowling

A fat ugly ass mother fucker that loves to ride dick and fist his ass hole. He loves to ride his bfs dick and put his balls in his ass.
Is that a killer wale with legs? Oh wait it’s Colton Bowling
by Madison kids are bomb January 3, 2020
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Colton Philips

Colton Philips Is A Fat Cousin Cummer Who Eats cinabon of his cousins willy and enjoys it thoroughly enjoys this activty. He is also built and shapped like jabba the hut
The fat guy smash his cousin in Must be a colton Philips
by swaggyboiGammer January 5, 2020
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