cockenberg

cockenberg also known as cock in mouth or cock in but or cockinaburger. he is usually funny looking and a tall halfrican.

one day taylor cockenberg walked down the street and saw someone putting thier cockin mouth and he said im the real cockenberg

by hefh January 11, 2008

cockumentary

A film or other visual media, centered around pornographic imagery of a penis in action.

Wow Jenn, did you see the latest film by naughty by nature productions? No? Best cockumentary of the year.

by bigolthang October 2, 2009

slice your cucumbers

1. to squeez ure testis in a slicin manner

"Have you ever sliced your cucumbers, Matt?"

by kram.shost inc January 8, 2005

Cucumber dick

A cucumber dick is a way of telling a guy they have no dick and they've obviously shoved a cucumber down their trousers. Usually used in a context to make a boy go on the defensive because all he cares about is his penis.

Girl 1: James is such a dick
Girl 2: Yeah, he totally has a cucumber dick

by Pixies February 19, 2015

Sea Cucumber

A long, massive terd that is set afloat in one sitting.

Dude, i just launched a huge sea cucumber! it was HUGE!

by La'Sarah January 12, 2008

CucumberFuck

when your life is fucked up so you fuck a cucumber

me:dude i have no life
friend: bro i got you, go CucumberFuck

by TROLLR666 April 26, 2017

Jizz-cucumber

Me

Im a jizz-cucumber

by big dick June 19, 2003