cockjockey

A little alien that rides on a penis(like a pony) and enjoys semen in his butty butt butt.

look at that cockjockey ride that penis, he looks mighty content might I add!

by Paperboy corpse June 3, 2003

cockboy

a boy or man who would do anything just to get his cock sucked

" Dude Wes is such a cockboy, he;d ride his bike all the way to another state to get some pussy"

by cocklickermothafuckaaa July 8, 2009

cockoon

noun. When a man forgoes washing his genital region. The hair coats to the penis, this creating a "cockoon." It it said to resemble an "owl pellet."

Perhaps one day a butterfly.

Tanner Smith doesn't shower. Therefore, he has a cockoon.

by Jaeger Wells May 12, 2009

cockfooting

Cockfooting is the opposite of pussyfooting. Instead of beating around the bush, you get straight to the point. It's more or less a synonym for "frankness."

I met this girl, and I couldn't tell if she liked me or not, so cockfooted and asked her out.

He's a real cockfooter.

I'm done with pussyfooting, from now on, I'm a cockfooting.

by Michael Warren October 26, 2008

cockhog

1. BAJ - The contrary to a cockslug

Join #haidere and you'll see the first cockhog

by Luismi125Ho June 18, 2011

Cockholm Syndrome

The indifference of women towards an unsolicited cell phone picture of a penis.

Annabelle has gotten so many dictures that she doesn’t even bat an eye. She must have Cockholm Syndrome.

by StrataShoes November 29, 2017

Cockgobbler

A species of bird that is the result of cross-breeding a male chicken, or rooster, with a female turkey. Similarly to the mule, they can not reproduce, but unlike mules this is not a result of being naturally infertile, but because Cockgobblers are all either females or homosexual.

1.
Farmer: "Your daughter is quite the cockgobbler"
Rooster: "Bu-cooooooock" (Roughly translated in English: Why thank you. I and her mother, a turkey, raised her very well.)

2.
A: How did Andy Dick have children? Aren't Cockgobblers sterile?
B: Bitch please, they aren't infertile they just don't reproduce because the males only want to fuck other males.
A: Well how did Andy Dick do it?
B: I hear he gobbled his own cock and then spit the semen into a female's vagina.
A: Ohhh that makes sense.

by Hodagophile November 21, 2010