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Baj
Invented by the stupidest and ugliest group of senior boys, ever.
Can you say "NO GAME PLAYA?!"
It supposedly means 'cute' or 'the act of doing something cute'
Normally used in the act of squeezing someone's cheeks.
GAY!
Can you say "NO GAME PLAYA?!"
It supposedly means 'cute' or 'the act of doing something cute'
Normally used in the act of squeezing someone's cheeks.
GAY!
Baj by Motes in mah botes January 31, 2007
Baj
A female who lacks interest in her physical features and her attitude or someone who always trys to fit in or trys to be "that guy." Someone (male or female) always trying to top or outsmart the group of friends or someone who tries to belong in a certin group when they know they shouldnt. A female who thinks they are better than the male race.
"This ungrateful baj keeps blowin up my phone and now im getting a little nervous..possible stage 5 clinger." or "this baj-o keeps calling me and wanting to hang out with us..he is one of "those guys".
Baj-vaj
noun
1. something that is really annoying OR cool.
'That annoying man in the shop was a real baj-vaj!'
adjective
2. used to express how annoying OR cool something is.
'That trendy 64 year old woman's hair was so baj-vaj.'
verb
3. to perform an action that amuses and shows off.
'you are going to baj-vaj this performance.'
1. something that is really annoying OR cool.
'That annoying man in the shop was a real baj-vaj!'
adjective
2. used to express how annoying OR cool something is.
'That trendy 64 year old woman's hair was so baj-vaj.'
verb
3. to perform an action that amuses and shows off.
'you are going to baj-vaj this performance.'
Baj-vaj by Darren Gourmet May 21, 2025
You’re such a baj
“ You’re such a baj” is a common phrase used to call out a person who has no fashion sense whatsoever. “ You’re such a baj” is commonly used on people who wear uglyass, shitty clothing that looks like it came from the Stone Age. “ You’re such a baj” is also used on people who get their clothes from the dollar store and/or good will. If you are a “baj” and a “make-a-wish” kid wishes for you to look good, his wish will never be accomplished.
Person 1: *to person 2* Ew wtf you’re such a baj.
Person 2: *sighs as she cries and poops* I KNOW I AM, SO WHAT!
Person 2: *sighs as she cries and poops* I KNOW I AM, SO WHAT!
You’re such a baj by xx_yuumi_enjoyer_xx July 1, 2022
Cold Red Baja Blast
Noun:
-What you get when you're whackin' the willy whacker at full throttle inside your girl but it's that time of the month so she produces a certain something when she busts.
-What you get when you're whackin' the willy whacker at full throttle inside your girl but it's that time of the month so she produces a certain something when she busts.
Example 1:
-Guy A: Yo, heard you finally got to hit it last night.
-Guy B: Wasn't worth it my nigga; I got hit with that Cold Red Baja Blast.
Example 2: (For sick freaks)
-Gal: No I don' wanna do it with you. My period is putting me out of the mood.
-Guy C (The Freak): Girl idgaf. I wanna feel the power of that Cold Red Baja Blast.
-Guy A: Yo, heard you finally got to hit it last night.
-Guy B: Wasn't worth it my nigga; I got hit with that Cold Red Baja Blast.
Example 2: (For sick freaks)
-Gal: No I don' wanna do it with you. My period is putting me out of the mood.
-Guy C (The Freak): Girl idgaf. I wanna feel the power of that Cold Red Baja Blast.
Cold Red Baja Blast by Sir Mother-Foquin Dansbury IV April 16, 2020
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.