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Cockhog
/käkhäg/
Noun
Plural noun : cockhogs
A type of woman Indigenous to the central highlands of Maine and known for their insatiable appetite for any and all penises. Some have even had their ear canals surgically altered giving them the ability to accept more penises into their body. Common occupations of these women include but are not limited to; pet groomer, bar tender, paving flagger and of course, hair dresser. Cockhogs are so popular that they’re celebrated annually on or around Thanksgiving Day.
Noun
Plural noun : cockhogs
A type of woman Indigenous to the central highlands of Maine and known for their insatiable appetite for any and all penises. Some have even had their ear canals surgically altered giving them the ability to accept more penises into their body. Common occupations of these women include but are not limited to; pet groomer, bar tender, paving flagger and of course, hair dresser. Cockhogs are so popular that they’re celebrated annually on or around Thanksgiving Day.
“I am not leaving the woods early, drive all the motherfucking way into Dover just to sit down and eat Thanksgiving suppah across from that fucking Cockhog “ exclaimed Dave Prebble.
Cockhog by Bigbrothathunda!!! November 22, 2018
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Yellow Cockhole
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Yellow Cockhole by Kung Of The Duckheads July 29, 2018
cockhoarder
1. An individual who has an insatiable urge to be surrounded and/or filled by cocks.
2. A girl who in effect plays the role reversal game of trying to get any many cocks as possible.
2. A girl who in effect plays the role reversal game of trying to get any many cocks as possible.
Hey Todd, do you know that this area of Belguim is famous for cockhoarding?
That girl is the biggest cockhoarder we know, she is more like one of the guys, except that she gets laid all the time.
I see you cockhoarder!
That girl is the biggest cockhoarder we know, she is more like one of the guys, except that she gets laid all the time.
I see you cockhoarder!
cockhoarder by nolabexar August 29, 2009
Cockhopper
Person that goes from one guy/girl to another in a short amount of time. Does NOT necessarily mean going out with them; Girl or Boy that is all over someone after someone after someone for attention.
Cockhopper by aliriano23 June 25, 2010
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