red coat 

Someone who works for the British holiday camp company, Butlins. Typically chavvy, slightly gay, and prone to singing and dancing. They wear red coats, obviously.

The red coats were singing Barbie Girl all night!

red coat by Nimbuspony March 27, 2008

poofy coat 

A coat worn for very cold weather that usually contains down feathers and is of a large volume.

Pat got his poofy coat all muddy when he took his jeep offroading.

poofy coat by jarrrod May 13, 2009

rusty coat hook 

when someone has shit on their finger and pulls the side of your mouth back like a hook.

buddy got in my face so when he was walking away i gave him the rusty coat hook.

rusty coat hook by the rusty russ coat puss April 16, 2010

Jew coat 

Thick body hair (specific to a male) that encompasses the full length of the arms, chest, back, and neck, in such a way that it looks as if the male is wearing a coat.

Ari wore a t-shirt to the pool party because he's got quite a Jew coat.

Jew coat by Matzo Goldstein March 25, 2013

hobo coat 

Imbibing alcohol to feel warm, in lieu of a real coat.

Bill forgot to bring a jacket to the festival. No problem... he simply headed for the bar and put on his hobo coat.

hobo coat by Csm1967 November 21, 2013

Colour-coat

To dress up something nasty so as to make it more palatable. Updates the anachronistic phrase, "You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear". Essentially, while brown is an amalgam of many colours, the process of separating colours into Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Indigo and Violet creates an object which is pretty on the outside but, nasty on the inside.

Hayley: Well you know me, I don't colour-coat things!
Adam: WTF?
Hayley: Eat seven different colour fruits and poo them out, it's still poo. No matter how you colour-coat it, it's still shitty on the inside.
Adam: That's disgusting!
Hayley: So you know what I mean - you've tasted it before?

Colour-coat by Patrechisms April 30, 2014

the coat god

The God of Coats that enjoys playing games. and can wear 9 coats in the summer. this person is awesome.

EVERYBODY RUN ITS THE COAT GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!

the coat god by The Coat God January 28, 2015