The act of kneeling over your woman, beating off, and quietly shitting on her knees, before loudly busting out onto her face. Then, in the mass confusion, you slam her knees and face together, like an accordion.
by blakbelt88 January 14, 2010
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Frank: Nope, but ive been to cleveland, ohio
carl: is that worse?
frank: can the river in hell catch on fire?
Frank: Nope, but ive been to cleveland, ohio
carl: is that worse?
frank: can the river in hell catch on fire?
by boggles April 29, 2008
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poorest city in america. most hardcore city in america. mind ya dam business or get shot. growin up on east 71st and ceder. bitch im from cleveland n proud. we got cavs, browns, n indians. we wreckin on all niggaz. bone thugz n harmony errbody kno them! chip tha ripper! slab up!
we doin this shit from cleveland to l.a. nigga.......i caught a plane out to cleveland late last evening, to help my niggaz clean up some niggaz no longer breathin! -TUPAC
by iROCKice August 5, 2008
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Guy 1: Dude you wouldn't believe what my girl did last night!
Guy 2: She didn't fake it?
Guy 1: Nah, I was walking up stairs behind her and smacked her ass and she suprised me with a Cleveland Stairmaster!
Guy 2: Dude....
Guy 2: She didn't fake it?
Guy 1: Nah, I was walking up stairs behind her and smacked her ass and she suprised me with a Cleveland Stairmaster!
Guy 2: Dude....
by Skadandy88 December 14, 2010
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Get the Cleveland Brown mug.This task will require the following items: 1)experienced angler 2)one 4 ot worm hook 3)open-faced reel equipped with 40lb. test line 4)8 ft. surf rod 5)good ditch or hiding spot 6)oncoming traffic 7)minimum 6-8" length freshly squeezed turd. Preparation: with all components assembled for angling, hook turd at the head. Action: With rod in hand, squat out of sight and wait until you see a potential catch(vehicle). As it approaches at a minimum speed of 55 mph, come out of cover and heave-ho your stink-bait toward driver side window. Once it sticks, wait for tension on the line, hook and let it run with it. Once at end of spool, remember the fight and cut line.
While stopped at Highway 60 and Waverly I saw a sherrif get hit with the good old Cleveland Catch-and-release.
by B. C. Anderson October 1, 2008
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usually used in a mocking fashion, although it can also be meant literally
usually used in a mocking fashion, although it can also be meant literally
Susie: "I found a new way to spread butter on corn-on-the-cob with a basting brush!"
Susie's mum: "Well, aren't we the clever-clogs?"
Susie's mum: "Well, aren't we the clever-clogs?"
by dv8trix October 21, 2008
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