Cleaveland Steamroller

The act of shitting on your partners chest, covering it with seran wrap, sitting on it smearing it all over his/her body without getting it on yourself.

Jon: Hey, whats a cleaveland steamroller?
Lyndon: Oh, about thirty bucks down town.

by Jamie Chennells October 30, 2008

Staunton Steam Cleaner

When seeing someone's laundry, you take a clean, folded shirt, and shit diarrhea all on the inside of the shirt. Fold it back, and then watch as they put it on.

Man, Lance would not leave me alone, so I gave him a Staunton Steam Cleaner.

by gapballer7 February 22, 2011

Colleener The Weiner Cleaner

This broad enjoys beer bottles more than men. She will dance The Jerk with her bottle when a hot 1980's tune starts playing - something like "Losing My Religion." This long-legged freak of nature will catch the eye of a handsome stranger, set down a nice, tall brewski on the bar and then start deep-throating that mother fucker - the bottle, not the dude. Dude's girlfriend smacks him upside the head for staring. His buddy wants some action so he swiftly walks over and asks the Weiner Cleaner to dance to some thumpin' Tone Loc.

Dude: "Hey baby, nice action on the beer bottle. Wanna dance?"

Colleener The Weiner Cleaner: "I'd rather dance with my beer bottle all night. Besides, you need to ask my girlfriend for permission."

by LouWho2 June 15, 2011

cleave-dar

the phenomenon by which the eyes of heterosexual males automatically focus in on the cleavage of a woman, if only for a brief moment, as soon as it enters their field of vision; a combination of the words cleavage and radar

"Dude, I'm sorry I was looking at your girl's tits, it's just that my cleave-dar was acting up"

by Xaphier October 12, 2008

countertop cleaner

A dude who gets off shaving hairy women's fun zone.

He gets off on, you know shaving women.
Fuckin' A, jack's a countertop cleaner.

by Jon P. D. August 6, 2004

compton cleaner

When you are having sex with a girl DoggyStyle. After you ejaculate you punch her in the back of the head, knock her out, and steal her stuff. You then leave a not saying, "your welcome."

She looks like a rich hottie. I think I'll take her home and give her a compton cleaner.

by Das1331 June 22, 2008

Buttwhipe Cleaner

An humongously large motherfuckin asshole that acts like a buttwhipe Cleaner (buttwhipe cleaners are very dirty whores that only like to clean asshole)

Sarah: Hey, that black guy that fucked me last night, ye he's such a buttwhipe cleaner. He only liked my asshole the whole night!

Rachael: Ye, same with my white ass boyfriend. I was expecting some squirts and extreme ramidge to my pussy. But all he did was like my shithole.

by Tanky96 March 25, 2010