bass clarinet player

Usually a player of the bass clarinet which is just like a regular clarinet but lower. Might be friends with the alto saxophone player and may cause unneeded drama in band.

A bass clarinet player that finds the need to date all saxophone players of her class

by alskj November 23, 2007

Sharing is Caring

A circle of trust where secrets can be told without fear of them being retold to the wrong people. A safe place whose members only expectations are complete discretion outside of the circle and complete indiscretion inside the circle.

This is what it is not:
Girl: Why were all you guys looking at me in the eating hall?
Guy: Its because we were talking about how this kid totally gave you the piledriver last weekend.

by S.L. February 3, 2005

B Flat Clarinet

A b flat clarinet is the main kind of clarinet. It is in the key of B flat, that is why it is called a B flat clarinet. It has 22-28 keys and the embouchure or way you blow into the instrument, is very difficult to learn. Clarinet is very fun, and there is a Bass Clarinet, which is a regular clarinet, but it plays on a different key, not B flat.

I am in band and i am learning the B flat clarinet.

by band girl December 15, 2014

Clarence

Clarence is a smexy little peeny that likes to play.

Omg smexy peeny alert

HI CLARENCE

by Youoyoyooyiy October 26, 2018

Thanks for clarifying

Response from office worker after manager has explained a simple procedure for the 8th time, the last time using graphic displays out of desperation because said worker must be mentally incapacitated to have not understood what was required on the first try.

(upon 8th explanation of simple procedure)
Anita (employee): Thanks for clarifying
Michelle (boss) : Oy. The dreaded "thank you for clarifying," defined as explaining something for the 100th time when you should have understood it the first time. How do you even get yourself dressed in the morning? (and then out loud I said: You're welcome. )

by pr maven August 4, 2010

clarinet

That thing squidward plays

He plays the clarinet

by strevortni November 8, 2019

clarion

A drunk redneck University town. Where the biggest attraction is the annual Autumn Leaf Festival and the newest attraction THE SUPER WALMART. Where all the redneck teen converge after 10pm to walk around and DO NOTHING. Where everyone who is anyone has met DEB, graduated from Clarion Area High School, attend or attended Clarion University, and now are one the shirtless and 300lbs list. Residents of Clarion Co. will live there work there and die there while hating in the process.
Local teens and most of the 20 crowd enjoy smoking weed and drinking in the closest wooded area, corn field, or parents basement.
Everyone is catholic, christian, or Zion and are narrow minded SOB's who enjoy square dancing and hitting up the ol' Moonshine.

"Hi, I'm from Clarion."
response->"Oh My Fucken God." and then run in terror.

by BryanOKYZACH September 5, 2005